Are you tired of those

Are you tired of thosesissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7.. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh!!!9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! *********************** Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. ********************** Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends .. including the person who sent this to you ..... Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!