The Airport Solution

The Airport Solution


Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It's a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. It eliminates a long and expensive trial.
Justice will be swift.
Case closed!
This is so simple it's brilliant.
I can see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion, followed by an announcement over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number ...."
Works for me!