trucker‏

trucker‏


A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at abrothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I wantyour ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you couldhave two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"